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What Demotivational Poster


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L

WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.

TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by caveman

house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha

LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.

TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by elixiri

GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm

WHAT DO YOU MEAN - It's only a Tuesday? Why did I think it was a FRIDAY?


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!

KIDS TODAY - Will never know what one of these is.

TAGS: what s a floppy disk
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

M0rd3kaI - April 14, 2012, 8:32 pm
Wow... the humble floppy. I'm a proud owner of a vast amount of 5inch soft and 3.5inch plastic floppys... what's the shocker? You might ask... well... I'm 19
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:04 am
New PCs don't even come with 3.5" floppy drives. :/ I save old ones for when people ask, "What about the stuff only on mine?" I remember TRS 80 cassette ***es and 8" floppies. :/ I'm 35.
FreeGunsForAll - January 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
I think I'm of the last generation to use floppy disks (just). It was almost hypocritical of me to make this poster.
GySgt1811a - January 16, 2012, 12:30 pm
Razzberries! I have an Underwood with glass sides, a Royal 12 pica Canterbury Elite, 4 fountain pens and an Eberhardt No. 2 - unsharpened! They all work. At least I think the pencil does, I've not sharpened it to find out. (And, yes, the pens all leak.)
champ99 - January 16, 2012, 12:02 pm
Ah, the old Trash 80 I had an xt-clone with two 5 1/4 drives, no HD 512 memory and cpu in turbo 12 Mhz. man was it SLOW.
Verdeckt - January 16, 2012, 4:02 am
I had a Trash 80 CoCo! ... Go the Motorola 6800 chipset... I think we upgraded it to 640kb of memory. you tell the kids of today and they won't believe you...



TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.




HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...

TAGS: heaven ust be what like
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 21, 2011, 6:58 pm
Maybe that is the next isle. Hopefully there is bratwurst there too...
Swampfox - December 20, 2011, 6:15 pm
No firearms?
Budog - December 19, 2011, 6:38 pm
I hope they show NFL games there...
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 6:28 pm
It Looks Like Heaven Too Me,But We Need Crackers!



TAGS: look what i found happy now mooooo hahaha
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:39 am
omg this is so funny imma do this with skittles
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:23 am
gold, 4**** is motifake gold
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 10:59 pm
I think I'm in love.... WINNER!!!!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:11 am
I read this like a year ago... and couldn't find it anywhere... found it at 2am last night reading some other random stuff... I was entertained! hahah
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:06 am
Very good sir.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:04 am
I'll stay the rock throwing if you vote down the politifake below this in the "latest comments"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:02 am
Anonymous = 1.....watch for falling rocks.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:01 am
I made the poster... Just didn't put my name on it as MOOOOOOOOO would have stoned me... lmao
BuZZbomb - September 23, 2009, 10:44 pm
Okay... This may be a cut and paste from someone else, but just having the opportunity to read it makes it worth everything!! UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!! 5L Too bad the poster was anonymous.
Bartimaeus - September 23, 2009, 10:25 pm
That's hilarious! 5/5 M&M glaiator: "Are you not entertained!?"

THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?

TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions

NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!

TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?

I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more

TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that ph**oshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of ph**oshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of b***erfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital ph**o and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch b***erflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant ph**oshop like... not ph**oship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP ph**oship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
d*** I wish I had ph**oshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a g** Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "g** Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like g** Skeletor is the new thing around here.


TAGS: what s myrrh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - September 24, 2010, 2:08 am
I see a bright future as a 'Cyborg Robotics Technician' in the future for this young chap...
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:52 pm
he looks just ike a baby skywalker. 5L's
50cal - September 23, 2010, 7:37 pm
Midichlorian count is off the charts.
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 6:56 pm


TAGS: take what you can get park p***ert
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm
3L for calling me a prevert

THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by mariand

house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)

DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.

TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm

I so want user name livegra** to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.

WWJD - It's Friday the 13th. What would Jason do ?

UBER FACEPALM - Because forgetting what you were going to Motifake just isn't right.

A BRAND NEW TOY - Our new 30,000 lb bomb Carried in the bomb bay of the B-2, detonates after penetrating the ground 200 feet

TAGS: what fun
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

FelixA9 - December 25, 2009, 11:03 am
Uh "T-12"? Doubled "Grand Slam" half a century ago. The B-36 could carry TWO. Then we made a nuke that big called the Mk17. Pull your head out.
twitik - September 11, 2009, 6:05 am
well done on adding 8000lbs to a grand slam. it only took you 60 years
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:38 am
Ooooooooooh shiny!
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:30 pm
Reminds me of Dr. Strangelove...ridem' cowboy!
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:29 pm
BBBBBBunker BBBBBuster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 12:28 pm
Ahhhh, Americans and their complexes. No offense Airman. 5(for irony's sake)


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.

MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe

TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am


TAGS: do you mean what if
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

Kohnel - January 20, 2011, 3:47 am
Why is this Motifake climing me as the creator? I had nothing to do with it in fact it was posted before i was even a member
Reality - March 20, 2009, 12:59 pm
Perseus and the Sphynx
Culos - December 23, 2008, 5:03 pm
'What if'??? Are you serious, she is for sure (as is God)
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 8:36 pm
This appears to be an EXACT duplication of: http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=31129
Sir - December 21, 2008, 8:33 pm
hell no.

I SEE NAKED PEOPLE - What has been seen Can not be unseen


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...

DENIAL - Whatever it is ... I DIDN'T DO IT!

TAGS: denial baby whatever
Rating: 4.58/5

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maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 8:10 am
O.K Bart, Great Pic

DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?

TAGS: i mean whats up with that whats up with that whats up whats up whats up with that
Rating: 3.67/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:37 pm
This is what happens when people can not tell the difference between shocking and profound.
rob112278 - May 18, 2010, 10:05 pm
Sucks??!! When did Raider fans start making these things.
Airman - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm
it gets your attention coming to the terminal. The eyes glow red at night. The artist who created it was killed when part of it fell on him during it's creation. it's horrible


THE 90S - This about sums it up.

TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?

FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"

She thinks I’m listening -



TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.

THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?

FOOD FIGHTS - Because it's not like there's starving children anywhere.

THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?

TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

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BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm
LMAO.love it


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.84/5

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BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm

bone you gotta give lessons on style.


TAGS: what do i say now
Rating: 4.83/5

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THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.


FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.

How did she….why….when did -

TAGS: what where
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 24, 2015, 1:25 pm
Priceless!! L L L L L

Love is Inconceivable -

Noun/verb evolution -

TAGS: what s next ed
Rating: 4.85/5

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spacedog - June 18, 2013, 9:13 pm
Goodne55. Glad I'm not a texterer...er... (or grammarist).
GaryO - June 18, 2013, 3:20 pm
HAH! Mao, you is a veddy funny guy.
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:29 am
Better Send Me One.
GaryO - June 18, 2013, 9:51 am
Touché, LG, touché
lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 9:46 am

Aaaamazing what h** coffee does to the human sinuses. 5LLLLLs
lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 9:46 am

Aaaamazing what h** coffee does to the uman sinuses. 5LLLLLs


TAGS: do what it tells you
Rating: 4.77/5

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Demo33 - June 17, 2011, 5:13 pm
d*** right 5L's
Derek - June 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
That's what I need; a head-ace. Comes with dynamic tension.


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

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RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'


TAGS: carnivores beef it s what for dinner
Rating: 3.69/5

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Koradan - February 1, 2010, 6:52 pm
BESSY 5:17 -- "And behold, The Lord Bovine so loved the world, that She gave her only begotten Cow...."
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:13 pm
i've seen it too, and I gota say, she's way too right
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:12 pm

you are the sane one? That is scary. We have seen how you roll
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:11 pm
It's gonna be hard to believe, but I'm the only sane one of the bunch... so mom is good to me.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:09 pm

that is good, still call mine, she really will make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:06 pm
LMAO! She's not dead... just thought I'd toss some discomfort your way.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:01 pm
if these cows make good burgers, shouldn't the make yougurt as well?
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm

Ok, call mine...she misses you and will be glad to make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm
Can't.... I don't own a ouija board.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:52 pm

Thank g_d, at least you keep kosher.....call your mom on a regular basis.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Sorry rerun, I don't do the knish. It's all gefilte fish on these lips!
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:50 pm

I got your "kosher" right here, baby.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
I need mine kosher.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years

TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm

BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.


TAGS: it is what it is
Rating: 3.71/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 8:20 am
So where's my Umbr ella - ella - ella? Probably in the cellar - ellar - ellar...

CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~

TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.

COOL CATS - Caution, they might be smart too.

CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child!

TAGS: now thats what i call good eatin
Rating: 3.48/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
isnt this from the news article "Children finally catch p***bear and take revenge" :D 4L's
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 4:13 pm
mmmmmm 5 mmmmm's


TAGS: what will you be person
Rating: 5/5

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forseti - November 20, 2012, 1:06 am
That's how a great motifake should look like! 5L!
Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:23 pm
Speechless :)
caveman - March 14, 2012, 9:04 am
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:52 am
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 7:02 pm

Truer words~~~


Criticism -

TAGS: criticism opinions are like you know what elbert hubbard
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 9:01 am
Dang, thought I had cataracts for a minute there. I do, however, like the ‘do nothing’ part. 5 inert Lions.


The Napkin -

What if -

TAGS: what persecute ego innocent reality
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - July 10, 2013, 4:11 am
Nice, but never apologize for past girlfriends - it'll be a big can o' worms

WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON? - A black body, a white collar and if you get a bad one It'll tear the ass off ya!

TAGS: what do a priest and a guinness have in common
Rating: 4.11/5

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Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:25 am

i thought it was great! still chuckling
manticore - May 9, 2010, 1:18 pm
Might have been funny if it had been original see


TAGS: hey man look what god just did
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:42 pm
LMAO rerun! There's gotta be!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:37 pm
Taking my saw blade and backing into the corner slowly
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm

there is a poster in that
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm
Jewish mafia... a wholesale massacre!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
It used to be a ban pinata stick... but everyone just laughed at the ribbons on it.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
No, my donkey is scared of the banhammer.
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:27 pm

I will get The Jewish Mafia on all you punk a**es, my 5L vote machine don't go pimping for anybody. Right boonie? I SAID RIGHT BOONIE? we scare him yet?
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:24 pm
Cause you're too lazy to lift the banhammer?
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:22 pm
Nobody cuts nobody here but the mexican... I cut you with my banblade!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:19 pm
Back off guys. Thats my noob!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Whoa! It's just like back in prison then??!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
don't listen to Rerun, he'll trade you for 4 cigarettes
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
I noticed that I wasn't able to light up any less than 5 of those little lions! Just....Couldn't....Do....It.....Oh well. Worth the 5 anyways!
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:12 pm

Outofdaboonies, 1. You are now boonie in all conversations. 2. TheTrashHeap (Trash) is a liar. You can vote his posters any way you want, however to really get along, see the Moderator b***on? We all get 5L, even on the crappy ones (we don;t do those).
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
OMFG!! like fresh meat walking the gauntlet to their cell
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:08 pm
Nice Avatar!...... You must be new...did you know that you can vote on posters? The 1 through 4 lion b***ons are broken on all my posters, so you can just vote a 5!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Nice job! I think I've had this same cloud hovering over me for months!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:33 pm
so now you have to play in her lap more? More Lap time, less poster time
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm
Trashette had ph**o suite on her laptop and I was unaware all this time. Now I just have to learn how to use it. Thanks for the Lions!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
lmao...i voted 5 on this earlier and I just now noticed the finger!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:00 pm
TTH, you get new graphics software? nice text 5L

DROPPING THE BALL - is one way of putting it that you're not up to the task.


LEAVE IT TO THE US COAST GUARD - to be the first to help in Haiti

TAGS: what a mess
Rating: 3.94/5

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CoastieGuy - June 4, 2011, 5:54 am
f*** yea! I was there. One of the first on scene!

ONE MINUTE - Suddenly seems like so much more

APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.

TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.79/5

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Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm

ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?

SHENANIGANS - It's a CHILD'S game. Now go back to 4-Chan

TAGS: you win billy i mean nancy i mean billy oh whatever
Rating: 3.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:10 am
5 deeply confused lions posting from their Mothers basement.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 12:37 am
LAdies and gentlemen... we have a winner! 5L!

POWER GIRL AUDITIONS - You're doing it wr...ight? S-s-s-sorry, LaKeisha. We'll call you....'ll call us. Got it.

TAGS: power girl assignment what the fukk is a comicon she asked
Rating: 3.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:58 pm
That's ph**oshopped. Women bodybuilders are generally nasty looking (IMO) but they cannot get *that* big, even with steroids.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm

@K - what the hell are you searching for? This is the 2nd rather disturbing image of a woman you have pulled from the depths of Motifake.
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm
Stop finding these, Krissie!!!! Aaaaaargh!
Krissie - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm
I...uhmmm...Well,thats....disgusting? 5L's from me for a potential vomit factor.
MrBlack - March 27, 2010, 1:14 pm
And of course, those are implants. Not enough body fat for them te be otherwise. And many female body builders get implants when their ***bs get lost in their pecs.
spacedog - January 1, 2010, 8:08 pm
Yikes! That swimsuit has gone where no man has gone before.


TAGS: what do you mean
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:10 pm
Question: What's #3?


TAGS: what s that the refrig is down
Rating: 3.39/5

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Alexis.Chu - September 12, 2009, 10:25 pm
Yuk !! American food x(


TAGS: thats what friends are for
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:50 pm
You got it wrong... that badass is BOARDING!


EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.

MONKEY SUIT - His glowing white head is an example of what superior Genetics will breed you.

AMERICAN JESUS SAYS... - Let He who is without sin Cast the first bullet.

TAGS: forgive me for my pixels i know not what i do
Rating: 2.54/5

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MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Absolute Crap

I CUT THE CHEESE - now what?

TAGS: cheese cut nowhat
Rating: 2.52/5


TAGS: you know what they say
Rating: 2.25/5

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Bone - July 1, 2009, 6:27 am
Thank god...for a moment there I thought that you had, well nevermind.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 2:27 am
Sorry ... too lazy there for a moment to sign back in.
Sean. - July 1, 2009, 2:23 am
Uhhmmmm, yeah. Bone-honey ... if dat shoe fits, the girl won't ... if yous knows wot I mean. And you'll probably feel faint every time you ... oh, nevermind.

North Korea Telecom -

TAGS: say again what
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 9:30 pm
Had a 5L all in Korean for ya, but it won't let me post it! So just a good ol' Canuck 5L will have to do :(


TAGS: what doesn t kill you
Rating: 4.96/5

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holymoly - February 16, 2012, 6:11 pm
d*** dude. Heavy. I need to go home and rub my wifes feet after that.
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:38 am

Mornight -

TAGS: deflicted definitions mornight working night shift what day is it
Rating: 4.93/5

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mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:09 am
LOL! Especially the confusion over what day it is! 5 lol lions!
Silverheart - July 29, 2015, 1:43 am
This is the first of a series of posters; Deflicted Definitions - words that should be words.
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:01 am
fav too btw
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:00 am
so been there...FriSat: stumbling around mumbling until waking up at 7-11 near the coffee station...then...off we go

Decaffeinated coffee -

TAGS: decaf is just plain wrong like really what do they think we drink it for
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:32 pm
Excellent! Decaf tastes like nap in a cup! 5 raised coffee cups, fully caffeinated of course!! LOL!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:55 am
THIS…..is…profouuuund! Best poster I’ve seen this year. Has all the elements..ALLLLL the elements of what makes fakes so, well...motifaky. 5/F


TAGS: question what kind of person
Rating: 4.89/5

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ipaprime - May 15, 2012, 2:23 am
those of us who like to annoy people. did that answer your question?

NOT STRESSING - I'll believe it's a crisis When the people who tell me it's a crisis Start acting like it's a crisis


TAGS: free you always get what you pay for in one way or another
Rating: 4.71/5

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CANADA - May 20, 2010, 8:59 pm
now i almost wish my job did drug screenings lol 5L
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:57 pm
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
TMI! TMI!!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
Ewwww. I don't want to know why they are sticky.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
yeah...it's that second....use...that gets them so sticky...
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
if your socks weren't so slicky, they wouldn't stick together
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:53 pm
so many of our....conversations? disagreements? well...they end up that way...or I'm sleeping in the truck again...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:52 pm
It might work, depending on how you tell her. If you wake up on the floor 3 hours later, you didn't tell her correctly.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
Sorry GS, I'll bring some to work tomorrow, but they won't be this good. I'm not this good a cook, and I don't have any "special" ingredient at home.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
does that work for socks too? Cause then I could tell her I only left "one" on the floor...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
I only had one! FYI, if the brownies stick together it's considered "ONE" brownie! :)~
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
gs...yer too short to see, but there are CLEARLY at LEAST two left
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
Mmmmm, Newark! The Tacoma of the East!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
jake!! 1 is not "a Few"
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
i kept a few on the side for me...so help yourself. Yeah, been on a lot of busin ess trips...actually in Newark all this week.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
I left a few...
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no no no GS...thast was VODKA...
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Beast! This is BEAST!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no!! you ate the entire last batch before the 2nd shift got off work last time. Remember that night? the night of the "i got nothin'" poster?
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Thanks for the browneeth! *crumbs falling from mouth* Good to thee you! Been a while!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm
dont i always?!?!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
Did you bring enough for everyone?


TAGS: what a croc of what
Rating: 4.65/5

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Bull - June 9, 2012, 8:16 am
stupid firefox
Bull - June 9, 2012, 8:16 am
Thank you, actually got that phrase from a video game I'm playing, lol. Saw that pic and thought they'd fit nicely together.
Bull - June 9, 2012, 8:16 am
Thank you, actually got that phrase from a video game I'm playing, lol. Saw that pic and thought they'd fit nicely together.
Bull - June 9, 2012, 8:16 am
Thank you, actually got that phrase from a video game I'm playing, lol. Saw that pic and thought they'd fit nicely together.
Bull - June 9, 2012, 8:16 am
Thank you, actually got that phrase from a video game I'm playing, lol. Saw that pic and thought they'd fit nicely together.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 7:47 am
That’s gotta smart
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:53 am
Great picture! And 5omtimes it’s not a gator, sometimes it’s a stingray that strikes with painful irony :D

BRINGING SENORITAS - to Las Vegas no problemo

TAGS: what border
Rating: 4.38/5

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REVERSE PSYCOLOGY - costed Phydeaux his job.... could it be that those WERE the droids he was looking for?

TAGS: tribute poster sort of whatever
Rating: 3.6/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2010, 10:36 am
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2010, 10:35 am