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RESPECT IS A TWO WAY STREET -


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am, #224469
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am, #224466
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm, #224465
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L


WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.


TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by caveman

house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am, #225276
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am, #225249
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha


LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.


TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by elixiri

GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm, #237053
amen


WHAT DO YOU MEAN - It's only a Tuesday? Why did I think it was a FRIDAY?




STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm, #224838
DUDE!!!! XD


DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am, #219230
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm, #219210
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm, #219207
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm, #219206

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm, #219200
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm, #219190
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am, #219188
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am, #219184
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am, #219183
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm, #228513
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am, #111771
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


EVERYONE TELLS ME - WHEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS TO DATE, I SHOULD BE CLEANING A GUN WHEN THE BOY SHOWS UP...I'LL BE LOADING THEM.


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am, #250015
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm, #213909
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm, #213879
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am, #145891
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am, #145860
*like
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am, #145859
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #145857
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am, #145856
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am, #145855
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am, #145854
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am, #145851
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am, #145850
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am, #145849
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am, #145848
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am, #145847
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am, #145846
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am, #145845
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am, #145844
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am, #145842
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am, #145837
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am, #145836
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #145834
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am, #145833
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am, #145830
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am, #145828
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am, #145827
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am, #145826
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am, #145823
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am, #145821
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am, #145819
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am, #145817
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am, #145813
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am, #145812
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am, #145810
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am, #145807
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am, #145806
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am, #145805
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #145804
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #145803
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145802
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145801
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145800
sweet!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am, #145799
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm, #145798
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #145797
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm, #145796
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm, #145795
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm, #145794
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm, #145793
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm, #145792
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm, #145791
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm, #145790
LMFAO!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm, #145789
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm, #145788
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm, #145787
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #145786
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #145785
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm, #145784
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm, #145783
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm, #145782
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm, #145781
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by vader

Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm, #235023
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am, #224620
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm, #166978
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm, #166961
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm, #166412
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm, #166409
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm, #166408
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am, #162324
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am, #162294
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am, #162275
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm, #162021
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm, #161984
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


KIDS TODAY - Will never know what one of these is.


TAGS: what s a floppy disk
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

M0rd3kaI - April 14, 2012, 8:32 pm, #233285
Wow... the humble floppy. I'm a proud owner of a vast amount of 5inch soft and 3.5inch plastic floppys... what's the shocker? You might ask... well... I'm 19
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:04 am, #227724
New PCs don't even come with 3.5" floppy drives. :/ I save old ones for when people ask, "What about the stuff only on mine?" I remember TRS 80 cassette ***es and 8" floppies. :/ I'm 35.
FreeGunsForAll - January 16, 2012, 8:37 pm, #227681
I think I'm of the last generation to use floppy disks (just). It was almost hypocritical of me to make this poster.
GySgt1811a - January 16, 2012, 12:30 pm, #227653
Razzberries! I have an Underwood with glass sides, a Royal 12 pica Canterbury Elite, 4 fountain pens and an Eberhardt No. 2 - unsharpened! They all work. At least I think the pencil does, I've not sharpened it to find out. (And, yes, the pens all leak.)
champ99 - January 16, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227652
Ah, the old Trash 80 I had an xt-clone with two 5 1/4 drives, no HD 512 memory and cpu in turbo 12 Mhz. man was it SLOW.
Verdeckt - January 16, 2012, 4:02 am, #227648
I had a Trash 80 CoCo! ... Go the Motorola 6800 chipset... I think we upgraded it to 640kb of memory. you tell the kids of today and they won't believe you...


MATH -




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. BIRD - READY TO FLY




STEELERS -




GIRLFRIEND TYPES -




HEAVEN - This must be what it's like ...


TAGS: heaven ust be what like
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 21, 2011, 6:58 pm, #226798
Maybe that is the next isle. Hopefully there is bratwurst there too...
Swampfox - December 20, 2011, 6:15 pm, #226769
No firearms?
Budog - December 19, 2011, 6:38 pm, #226742
I hope they show NFL games there...
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 6:28 pm, #226741
It Looks Like Heaven Too Me,But We Need Crackers!


LOST LUGGAGE -




M&M GLADIATORS -


TAGS: look what i found happy now mooooo hahaha
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:39 am, #135802
omg this is so funny imma do this with skittles
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:23 am, #126535
gold, 4**** is motifake gold
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 10:59 pm, #124455
I think I'm in love.... WINNER!!!!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:11 am, #121337
I read this like a year ago... and couldn't find it anywhere... found it at 2am last night reading some other random stuff... I was entertained! hahah
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:06 am, #121336
Very good sir.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:04 am, #121334
I'll stay the rock throwing if you vote down the politifake below this in the "latest comments"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:02 am, #121333
Anonymous = 1.....watch for falling rocks.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:01 am, #121332
I made the poster... Just didn't put my name on it as MOOOOOOOOO would have stoned me... lmao
BuZZbomb - September 23, 2009, 10:44 pm, #121250
Okay... This may be a cut and paste from someone else, but just having the opportunity to read it makes it worth everything!! UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!! 5L Too bad the poster was anonymous.
Bartimaeus - September 23, 2009, 10:25 pm, #121244
That's hilarious! 5/5 M&M glaiator: "Are you not entertained!?"


THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?


TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am, #187331
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm, #168874
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!


TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm, #163218
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm, #163217
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm, #163216
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm, #163215
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm, #163214
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm, #163213
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm, #163212
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm, #163211
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm, #163210
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm, #163187
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


WE HAVE SEEN -


TAGS: what s myrrh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - September 24, 2010, 2:08 am, #195309
I see a bright future as a 'Cyborg Robotics Technician' in the future for this young chap...
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:52 pm, #195243
he looks just ike a baby skywalker. 5L's
50cal - September 23, 2010, 7:37 pm, #195191
Midichlorian count is off the charts.
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 6:56 pm, #195181
Brilliant.


SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE -


TAGS: take what you can get park p***ert
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:14 pm, #233596
Sitting on a park bench -- eyeing ittle girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Feeling like a dead duck --
caveman - April 20, 2012, 7:07 am, #233580
A likely story...
Verdeckt - April 20, 2012, 6:48 am, #233579
work work work...
crankyhead - April 20, 2012, 12:58 am, #233577
But...but...but 5he offered me 5ome candy...
GaryO - April 19, 2012, 11:49 pm, #233576
Love this, easy V
caveman - April 19, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233573
Where the hell have you been V
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:11 pm, #233567
3L for calling me a prevert


THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?




LIFE LESSON -


TAGS: never forget what you have
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by mariand

house - September 14, 2011, 12:07 am, #224279
Post to Motitwist also. very nice
Greeny - September 13, 2011, 10:17 pm, #224275
Very nice
mariand - September 13, 2011, 2:42 pm, #224267
sometimes good, sometimes bad... I'm a man of extremes
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:39 am, #224262
Reminds me of that Sheryl Crow song Soak Up The Sun
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 7:48 am, #224253
You really do have an affinity for black and white5 :)


DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.


TAGS: what a joke my dodge neon never made it
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Cloudchaser - June 23, 2010, 12:50 am, #181374
I did too when I was a pup
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:47 pm, #181346
LOL!!!!!!
rerun - June 22, 2010, 9:43 pm, #181344

I so want user name livegra** to offset that putz.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:39 pm, #181343
Deadraisin.... makin' his way the only way he knows how... that's just a little bit more than the mods will allow.
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:38 pm, #181342
If you make attack posters (not this poster) on any member, you will get banned. IF you have a problem, PM a mod. It's that simple.


WWJD - It's Friday the 13th. What would Jason do ?




UBER FACEPALM - Because forgetting what you were going to Motifake just isn't right.




A BRAND NEW TOY - Our new 30,000 lb bomb Carried in the bomb bay of the B-2, detonates after penetrating the ground 200 feet


TAGS: what fun
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

FelixA9 - December 25, 2009, 11:03 am, #148000
Uh "T-12"? Doubled "Grand Slam" half a century ago. The B-36 could carry TWO. Then we made a nuke that big called the Mk17. Pull your head out.
twitik - September 11, 2009, 6:05 am, #116907
well done on adding 8000lbs to a grand slam. it only took you 60 years
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:38 am, #116536
Ooooooooooh shiny!
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:30 pm, #116267
Reminds me of Dr. Strangelove...ridem' cowboy!
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:29 pm, #116266
BBBBBBunker BBBBBuster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 12:28 pm, #116264
Ahhhh, Americans and their complexes. No offense Airman. 5(for irony's sake)


HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm, #221877
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm, #221876
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am, #221780

all 5tyle dude.


MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm, #226925
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am, #226904
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am, #226898
True


WHAT IF SATAN IS FEMALE -


TAGS: do you mean what if
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Kohnel

Kohnel - January 20, 2011, 3:47 am, #210342
Why is this Motifake climing me as the creator? I had nothing to do with it in fact it was posted before i was even a member
Reality - March 20, 2009, 12:59 pm, #66825
Perseus and the Sphynx
Culos - December 23, 2008, 5:03 pm, #46305
'What if'??? Are you serious, she is for sure (as is God)
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 8:36 pm, #45912
This appears to be an EXACT duplication of: http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=31129
Sir - December 21, 2008, 8:33 pm, #45911
hell no.


I SEE NAKED PEOPLE - What has been seen Can not be unseen




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm, #180130
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm, #180105
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm, #180102
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am, #180098
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am, #180082
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


DENIAL - Whatever it is ... I DIDN'T DO IT!


TAGS: denial baby whatever
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 8:10 am, #226273
O.K Bart, Great Pic


DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?


TAGS: i mean whats up with that whats up with that whats up whats up whats up with that
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:37 pm, #246923
This is what happens when people can not tell the difference between shocking and profound.
rob112278 - May 18, 2010, 10:05 pm, #176594
Sucks??!! When did Raider fans start making these things.
Airman - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm, #176519
it gets your attention coming to the terminal. The eyes glow red at night. The artist who created it was killed when part of it fell on him during it's creation. it's horrible


MJ CROSSING -




THE 90S - This about sums it up.


TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Kspace

djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am, #214652
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm, #169852
why don't you marry it?


FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"




She thinks I’m listening -




I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE -




A SEA OF QUESTIONS -


TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm, #231797
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm, #231787

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am, #231776
lol
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am, #231771
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am, #231757
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm, #231747
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm, #231744
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


CHAOS THEORY -


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm, #99959
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm, #99899
Delightfully prophetic.


THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?




FOOD FIGHTS - Because it's not like there's starving children anywhere.




THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?


TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by lobo

BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm, #82268
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm, #44887
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm, #40267
LMAO.love it


MANSCAPING -


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am, #222551
lmao
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm, #222511

bone you gotta give lessons on style.


IT'S A TRAP! -


TAGS: what do i say now
Rating: 4.83/5

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TALK TO THE HAND -




HOW DARE YOU! -




THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




EH, BOO BOO? -




How did she….why….when did -


TAGS: what where
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

JesusWept - January 24, 2015, 1:25 pm, #259606
Priceless!! L L L L L


Love is Inconceivable -




Noun/verb evolution -


TAGS: what s next ed
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by GaryO

spacedog - June 18, 2013, 9:13 pm, #246768
Goodne55. Glad I'm not a texterer...er... (or grammarist).
GaryO - June 18, 2013, 3:20 pm, #246753
HAH! Mao, you is a veddy funny guy.
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:29 am, #246746
Better Send Me One.
GaryO - June 18, 2013, 9:51 am, #246735
Touché, LG, touché
lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 9:46 am, #246734

Aaaamazing what h** coffee does to the human sinuses. 5LLLLLs
lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 9:46 am, #246733

Aaaamazing what h** coffee does to the uman sinuses. 5LLLLLs


MOTIFAKE'S-ADVICE OF THE DAY -


TAGS: do what it tells you
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Demo33 - June 17, 2011, 5:13 pm, #220163
d*** right 5L's
Derek - June 16, 2011, 8:54 pm, #220137
That's what I need; a head-ace. Comes with dynamic tension.


THE IRS -


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Ism

RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am, #245093
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm, #245084
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'


SACRED COWS -


TAGS: carnivores beef it s what for dinner
Rating: 3.69/5

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Koradan - February 1, 2010, 6:52 pm, #155621
BESSY 5:17 -- "And behold, The Lord Bovine so loved the world, that She gave her only begotten Cow...."
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:13 pm, #150714
i've seen it too, and I gota say, she's way too right
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:12 pm, #150713

you are the sane one? That is scary. We have seen how you roll
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:11 pm, #150712
It's gonna be hard to believe, but I'm the only sane one of the bunch... so mom is good to me.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:09 pm, #150711

that is good, still call mine, she really will make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:06 pm, #150708
LMAO! She's not dead... just thought I'd toss some discomfort your way.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:01 pm, #150705
if these cows make good burgers, shouldn't the make yougurt as well?
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm, #150703

Ok, call mine...she misses you and will be glad to make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm, #150702
Can't.... I don't own a ouija board.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:52 pm, #150701

Thank g_d, at least you keep kosher.....call your mom on a regular basis.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:51 pm, #150700
Sorry rerun, I don't do the knish. It's all gefilte fish on these lips!
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:50 pm, #150698

I got your "kosher" right here, baby.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:48 pm, #150696
I need mine kosher.


I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more


TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm, #26951
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm, #25513
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am, #24756
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that ph**oshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm, #24548
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm, #24546
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm, #24545
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of ph**oshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm, #24544
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of b***erfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital ph**o and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch b***erflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm, #24534
DAMMIT - meant ph**oshop like... not ph**oship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm, #24533
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP ph**oship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm, #24527
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm, #24519
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm, #24516
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm, #24514
d*** I wish I had ph**oshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a g** Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am, #24493
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am, #24459
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "g** Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm, #24378
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm, #24361
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm, #24350
Looks like g** Skeletor is the new thing around here.


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm, #62346
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm, #47969
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm, #47666
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm, #47648
clever


FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.




BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.




FORECAST -


TAGS: it is what it is
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

forseti - July 7, 2010, 8:20 am, #183530
So where's my Umbr ella - ella - ella? Probably in the cellar - ellar - ellar...


CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~


TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm, #130370
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.


COOL CATS - Caution, they might be smart too.




CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child!


TAGS: now thats what i call good eatin
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:26 pm, #135969
isnt this from the news article "Children finally catch p***bear and take revenge" :D 4L's
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 4:13 pm, #119301
mmmmmm 5 mmmmm's


DESIRE -


TAGS: what will you be person
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

forseti - November 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #240762
That's how a great motifake should look like! 5L!
Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:23 pm, #231490
Speechless :)
caveman - March 14, 2012, 9:04 am, #231269
Cheers
Zetmonk - March 14, 2012, 6:52 am, #231263
Incredible.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 7:02 pm, #231245

Truer words~~~


FACE PALM, NOT WHAT I MEANT... -




Criticism -


TAGS: criticism opinions are like you know what elbert hubbard
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 9:01 am, #249170
Dang, thought I had cataracts for a minute there. I do, however, like the ‘do nothing’ part. 5 inert Lions.


PARANOIA -




The Napkin -




What if -


TAGS: what persecute ego innocent reality
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - July 10, 2013, 4:11 am, #247574
Nice, but never apologize for past girlfriends - it'll be a big can o' worms


WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON? - A black body, a white collar and if you get a bad one It'll tear the ass off ya!


TAGS: what do a priest and a guinness have in common
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Chef

Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:25 am, #183213

i thought it was great! still chuckling
manticore - May 9, 2010, 1:18 pm, #175353
Might have been funny if it had been original see


"MOTHER" NATURE -


TAGS: hey man look what god just did
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:42 pm, #163556
LMAO rerun! There's gotta be!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:37 pm, #163554
Taking my saw blade and backing into the corner slowly
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm, #163552

there is a poster in that
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm, #163551
Jewish mafia... a wholesale massacre!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm, #163550
It used to be a ban pinata stick... but everyone just laughed at the ribbons on it.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm, #163549
No, my donkey is scared of the banhammer.
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:27 pm, #163548

I will get The Jewish Mafia on all you punk a**es, my 5L vote machine don't go pimping for anybody. Right boonie? I SAID RIGHT BOONIE? we scare him yet?
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:24 pm, #163547
Cause you're too lazy to lift the banhammer?
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:22 pm, #163546
Nobody cuts nobody here but the mexican... I cut you with my banblade!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:20 pm, #163545
I WILL f***ING CUT YOU!!!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:19 pm, #163544
Back off guys. Thats my noob!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:17 pm, #163543
Whoa! It's just like back in prison then??!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm, #163542
don't listen to Rerun, he'll trade you for 4 cigarettes
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm, #163541
I noticed that I wasn't able to light up any less than 5 of those little lions! Just....Couldn't....Do....It.....Oh well. Worth the 5 anyways!
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:12 pm, #163540

Outofdaboonies, 1. You are now boonie in all conversations. 2. TheTrashHeap (Trash) is a liar. You can vote his posters any way you want, however to really get along, see the Moderator b***on? We all get 5L, even on the crappy ones (we don;t do those).
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:10 pm, #163539
OMFG!! like fresh meat walking the gauntlet to their cell
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:08 pm, #163536
Nice Avatar!...... You must be new...did you know that you can vote on posters? The 1 through 4 lion b***ons are broken on all my posters, so you can just vote a 5!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 8:58 pm, #163531
Nice job! I think I've had this same cloud hovering over me for months!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:33 pm, #162880
so now you have to play in her lap more? More Lap time, less poster time
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm, #162878
Trashette had ph**o suite on her laptop and I was unaware all this time. Now I just have to learn how to use it. Thanks for the Lions!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:10 pm, #162838
lmao...i voted 5 on this earlier and I just now noticed the finger!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:00 pm, #162832
TTH, you get new graphics software? nice text 5L


DROPPING THE BALL - is one way of putting it that you're not up to the task.




OSTEOPORNOSIS -




LEAVE IT TO THE US COAST GUARD - to be the first to help in Haiti


TAGS: what a mess
Rating: 3.94/5

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CoastieGuy - June 4, 2011, 5:54 am, #219564
f*** yea! I was there. One of the first on scene!


ONE MINUTE - Suddenly seems like so much more




APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.


TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm, #179798
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm, #157415

ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm, #157414
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm, #157413
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm, #157412
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?


SHENANIGANS - It's a CHILD'S game. Now go back to 4-Chan


TAGS: you win billy i mean nancy i mean billy oh whatever
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:10 am, #152766
5 deeply confused lions posting from their Mothers basement.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 12:37 am, #152742
LAdies and gentlemen... we have a winner! 5L!


POWER GIRL AUDITIONS - You're doing it wr...ight? S-s-s-sorry, LaKeisha. We'll call you....'ll call us. Got it.


TAGS: power girl assignment what the fukk is a comicon she asked
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:58 pm, #219607
That's ph**oshopped. Women bodybuilders are generally nasty looking (IMO) but they cannot get *that* big, even with steroids.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm, #185108

@K - what the hell are you searching for? This is the 2nd rather disturbing image of a woman you have pulled from the depths of Motifake.
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm, #185107
Stop finding these, Krissie!!!! Aaaaaargh!
Krissie - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm, #185105
I...uhmmm...Well,thats....disgusting? 5L's from me for a potential vomit factor.
MrBlack - March 27, 2010, 1:14 pm, #167359
And of course, those are implants. Not enough body fat for them te be otherwise. And many female body builders get implants when their ***bs get lost in their pecs.
spacedog - January 1, 2010, 8:08 pm, #149379
Yikes! That swimsuit has gone where no man has gone before.


ANY QUESTIONS? -


TAGS: what do you mean
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:10 pm, #112904
Question: What's #3?


BON APPETIT -


TAGS: what s that the refrig is down
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Alexis.Chu - September 12, 2009, 10:25 pm, #117238
Yuk !! American food x(


TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM -


TAGS: thats what friends are for
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:50 pm, #97013
You got it wrong... that badass is BOARDING!


KILLING NAZIS -




EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.




MONKEY SUIT - His glowing white head is an example of what superior Genetics will breed you.




AMERICAN JESUS SAYS... - Let He who is without sin Cast the first bullet.


TAGS: forgive me for my pixels i know not what i do
Rating: 2.54/5

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MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm, #129329
Absolute Crap


I CUT THE CHEESE - now what?


TAGS: cheese cut nowhat
Rating: 2.52/5


OH GIRLS... -


TAGS: you know what they say
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Bone - July 1, 2009, 6:27 am, #92019
Thank god...for a moment there I thought that you had, well nevermind.
Sean - July 1, 2009, 2:27 am, #92008
Sorry ... too lazy there for a moment to sign back in.
Sean. - July 1, 2009, 2:23 am, #92007
Uhhmmmm, yeah. Bone-honey ... if dat shoe fits, the girl won't ... if yous knows wot I mean. And you'll probably feel faint every time you ... oh, nevermind.


North Korea Telecom -


TAGS: say again what
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 9:30 pm, #259495
Had a 5L all in Korean for ya, but it won't let me post it! So just a good ol' Canuck 5L will have to do :(


DIVORCE -


TAGS: what doesn t kill you
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

holymoly - February 16, 2012, 6:11 pm, #229708
d*** dude. Heavy. I need to go home and rub my wifes feet after that.
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:38 am, #229679
amsome


Decaffeinated coffee -


TAGS: decaf is just plain wrong like really what do they think we drink it for
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:32 pm, #259918
Excellent! Decaf tastes like nap in a cup! 5 raised coffee cups, fully caffeinated of course!! LOL!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:55 am, #259915
THIS…..is…profouuuund! Best poster I’ve seen this year. Has all the elements..ALLLLL the elements of what makes fakes so, well...motifaky. 5/F


SEE WHAT I DID THERE -


TAGS: question what kind of person
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

ipaprime - May 15, 2012, 2:23 am, #234640
those of us who like to annoy people. did that answer your question?


NOT STRESSING - I'll believe it's a crisis When the people who tell me it's a crisis Start acting like it's a crisis




3 MONTHS LATER - I DIDN"T EVEN WONDER WHY I FAILED THE DRUG TEST AT WORK


TAGS: free you always get what you pay for in one way or another
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

CANADA - May 20, 2010, 8:59 pm, #177002
now i almost wish my job did drug screenings lol 5L
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:57 pm, #176973
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW IT'S IN YOUR MIND!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm, #176972
TMI! TMI!!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm, #176971
Ewwww. I don't want to know why they are sticky.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm, #176970
yeah...it's that second....use...that gets them so sticky...
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:54 pm, #176969
if your socks weren't so slicky, they wouldn't stick together
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:53 pm, #176968
so many of our....conversations? disagreements? well...they end up that way...or I'm sleeping in the truck again...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:52 pm, #176967
It might work, depending on how you tell her. If you wake up on the floor 3 hours later, you didn't tell her correctly.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:51 pm, #176966
Sorry GS, I'll bring some to work tomorrow, but they won't be this good. I'm not this good a cook, and I don't have any "special" ingredient at home.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:50 pm, #176965
does that work for socks too? Cause then I could tell her I only left "one" on the floor...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm, #176964
I only had one! FYI, if the brownies stick together it's considered "ONE" brownie! :)~
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm, #176963
gs...yer too short to see, but there are CLEARLY at LEAST two left
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm, #176962
Mmmmm, Newark! The Tacoma of the East!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm, #176961
jake!! 1 is not "a Few"
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm, #176960
i kept a few on the side for me...so help yourself. Yeah, been on a lot of busin ess trips...actually in Newark all this week.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm, #176959
I left a few...
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm, #176958
no no no GS...thast was VODKA...
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm, #176957
Beast! This is BEAST!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm, #176956
no!! you ate the entire last batch before the 2nd shift got off work last time. Remember that night? the night of the "i got nothin'" poster?
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm, #176955
Thanks for the browneeth! *crumbs falling from mouth* Good to thee you! Been a while!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm, #176953
dont i always?!?!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm, #176951
Did you bring enough for everyone?


SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR -


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Rating: 4.65/5

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